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GENTLEMAN: THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS DISSEMINATED ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS. AND YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW

Friday November 2, 2012

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There are some men who tread their own path, who carve a way through life unique from all those around them. To you sirs, wherever you are, I salute you. I have had the privilege of meeting many of you because you are the ones who attend Speed Dating events, often alone because you are a pioneer, a trend-setter, a man amongst boys.

Then there is the rest. The friends of the pioneer who mock his forward thinking. They cast doubt on innovation, on new thinking, on courage and bravery because they are afraid. Years ago these people would mocked anyone considered the planet Earth could have been anything but flat.

It is to you, fearful ones, for whom this missive is intended. While you send the hero out into the world of speed dating, your laughter wringing in his ears, it is upon you that the last laugh will fall.

This is how it works:

It's 7:30. You're 3 beers in with some other friends in cowardice, laughingly guessing at the fate that has befallen your erstwhile companion. As the evening progresses you will contemplate the relative merits of various females in your proximity. "I don't need to speed date" you will tell yourself as you further line your stomach with liquid courage.

It's 8:30. Is that a woman? You're not sure. Are there 3 or six of them? Another beer will sort you out. You're unstoppable.

Meanwhile, your 'laughable' companion has discussed sex, politics, Ugg boots and the relative merits of Timmy Mallett with 15 stunning women. He has already swapped numbers with 2 of them. And it's only half time. Your only engagement with the more intelligent gender has been a slurring offer to buy a drink and the witty remark that she looks like a slim version of Vanessa Feltz. She politely declines by laughing in your face. But you're on fire. You return to your mates with another pint.

It's now 9:30. You've actually managed to engage in conversation with someone who appears rather attractive if you close one eye. She's even laughing at your impression of Sean Connery. It's been 10 mins! Who needs Speed Dating? Pah!

Your friend has met another 10 women and is now at the bar chatting to 3 having exchanged 2 more numbers and he still has tomorrows online matching results to come.

You are flying! She even laughed at your sick Jimmy Savile joke. She turns to you. Look you in your one sober eye and says: "Thanks for keeping me company. My boyfriend's here now. You gay guys are so much fun." And walks away.

It's midnight. Where do we stand?

Your adventurous friend is in a club with 12 others from the Speed Date night with no intention of leaving anytime soon.

You are sprawled, half dressed and alone watching Babestation swirling in front of you. You half consider a drunken hand shandy while smelling of kebabs before deciding a trip to the fridge for another beer is in order. You wake upon the kitchen floor.

Gentleman, I tell you now, this story is true. True for so many men each week.

So to you sir - YES YOU - I ask, which are you? The pioneer warrior? Or the drunken has-been?

The choice is now yours.

Last few places!
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Speed Dating in Clapham

Thu 30 Jun 2022

Sugar Cane, London, Clapham Junction

You'll typically meet 15-18 people for our popular speed dating event at this very cool Clapham v...

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£20

Age guide

30-45

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2

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3

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Fri 1 JUL

Friday Night Speed Dating

Fri 1 Jul 2022

Dion - St Pauls, London, City

It's our busiest event of the week. 25 dates and no work tomorrow. You just can't beat this event.

Tickets

£22

Age guide

30-45

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5

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4

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Sat 2 JUL

Saturday Night Speed Dating

Sat 2 Jul 2022

Perini & Perini, Central London

Join up to 40 people for this busy Saturday night speed dating event in Central London. Read more.

Tickets

£22

Age guide

25-37

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6+

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6

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Tue 5 JUL

Speed Dating in Clapham

Tue 5 Jul 2022

Sugar Cane, London, Clapham Junction

You'll typically meet 15-18 people for our popular speed dating event at this cool venue in CJ.

Tickets

£20

£14

Age guide

25-37

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6+

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6+

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Tue 5 JUL

Speed Dating Over 40s

Tue 5 Jul 2022

Perini & Perini, Central London

Join us for some speed dating in Oxford Circus and meet around 15 people!

Tickets

£30

Age guide

40-55

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5

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5

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Wed 6 JUL

Speed Dating in Central London

Wed 6 Jul 2022

Perini & Perini, Central London

Leave the dating apps behind come and meet *actually* meet people at this busy speed dating event...

Tickets

£20

£15

Age guide

28-38

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5

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5

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Thu 7 JUL

Speed Dating in Edinburgh

Thu 7 Jul 2022

The Barologist, Leith

NEW - Edinburgh's best speed dating event at this incredible venue.

Tickets

£20

Age guide

25-40

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6+

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6+

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Thu 7 JUL

Speed Dating in Islington

Thu 7 Jul 2022

The Bull, London, Islington

Islington's very one speed dating event at this ace North London venue.

Tickets

£22

£11

Age guide

25-37

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2

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3

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Fri 8 JUL

Friday Night Speed Dating

Fri 8 Jul 2022

Dion - St Pauls, London, City

It's our busiest event of the week. 25 dates and no work tomorrow. You just can't beat this event.

Tickets

£22

Age guide

30-45

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10+

Female left

10+

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Sat 9 JUL

Saturday Night Speed Dating

Sat 9 Jul 2022

Perini & Perini, Central London

Join up to 40 people for this busy Saturday night speed dating event in Central London. Read more.

Tickets

£22

Age guide

25-37

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10+

Female left

10+

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Sat 9 JUL

Saturday Night Speed Dating

Sat 9 Jul 2022

Pavilion End, St Pauls

It's Saturday night speed dating in The City. Meet around 20 dates for a great night out.

Tickets

£22

Age guide

30-45

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10+

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6

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Sat 9 JUL

THE ORIGINAL DATING SUMMER IN THE CITY PARTY

Sat 9 Jul 2022

The Refinery, London, Central

Welcome to the biggest party for single Londoners of the summer. 250+ people expected!

Tickets

£22

Age guide

25-40

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10+

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29

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Tue 12 JUL

Speed Dating in Tooting

Tue 12 Jul 2022

The Wheatsheaf, Tooting

NEW - Tooting's busiest speed date at this South West London institution.

Tickets

£20

£12

Age guide

23-35

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10+

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10+

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Wed 13 JUL

Speed Dating in Central London

Wed 13 Jul 2022

Perini & Perini, Central London

Leave the dating apps behind come and meet *actually* meet people at this busy speed dating event...

Tickets

£15

Age guide

28-38

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10+

Female left

10+

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Thu 14 JUL

Speed Dating in Maidstone

Thu 14 Jul 2022

Mu Mu, Maidstone

NEW - Join us for Maidstone's busiest speed dating event at this unique venue.

Tickets

£20

Age guide

23-35

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10+

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10+

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Thu 14 JUL

Speed Dating in Edinburgh

Thu 14 Jul 2022

The Barologist, Leith

NEW - Edinburgh's best speed dating event at this incredible venue.

Tickets

£20

Age guide

23-35

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10+

Female left

10+

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Thu 14 JUL

Speed Dating in St Albans

Thu 14 Jul 2022

The Crown, Hertfordshire

This is St Albans busiest speed date at Hertfordshires finest bar.

Tickets

£20

Age guide

23-35

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10+

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10+

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Thu 14 JUL

Speed Dating in Canterbury

Thu 14 Jul 2022

One Pound Lane, Canterbury

Canterbury's busiest speed dating event. Join us and meet new people in person.

Tickets

£20

Age guide

23-35

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10+

Female left

10+

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Thu 14 JUL

Speed Dating in Oxford

Thu 14 Jul 2022

St Aldates Tavern, Oxfordshire

Oxford's busiest speed dating event. 15-20 dates in one fun night at this fab venue in the city c...

Tickets

£15

Age guide

25-37

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1

Female left

10+

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Thu 14 JUL

Speed Dating in Manchester

Thu 14 Jul 2022

Foundry Project, Northern Quarter

NEW - Manchester's busiest speed dating event at this stunning venue.

Tickets

£15

Age guide

23-35

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10+

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10+

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ORIGINAL DATING IN THE PRESS
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HOW IT WORKS

The beauty of Speed Dating London lies in its no-nonsense approach. You take an equal number of single girls and guys, put them in a room and give them a few minutes to chat with every other member of the opposite sex.

When you get there

Original speed dating events in London normally begin at 7.30pm. You will need to register with our hosts and to begin with they will issue you with a score sheet. This will help you to keep track of the singles that you would like to meet again and perhaps go on a date with. After a short period of mingling, your host for the evening who will run through detailed instructions and give you your starting position if you are a guy or table for the event if you are a girl.

Meet & Mingle

A London speed dating event is split into two halves, each lasting around an hour, there will be an interval at half time of about 15 minutes for speed dating London. You will have between 4 and 5 minutes with each person, after which you need to tick a box on your score sheet - "yes, I would like to meet this person again" or "no. Thanks but no thanks". Or "friend" if you'd like to get to know them platonically. Make sure that you do this after each date to keep track. Afterwards there is an opportunity for everyone to meet and mingle informally - this is often where the real action begins, so make sure you don't disappear too quickly!

Complete your score sheet

After the event you simply tick who you liked on the Original Dating website and the site works about your matches automatically. If the dates you have ticked as a "yes" have reciprocated you have a match. You will be able to view the first names and message them via our site online without revealing your email address until you are ready to. You'll be having proper first dates in no time.